It's so hip to be green that it's almost uncool to talk about it—you know, like, Dude, I'm so green I don't even need to tell you how green I am.
I'm all for reducing your ecological footprint, as long as it doesn't interfere with my love for luxury hotels and spas.
Now I don't have to go camping to help the planet. I can just stay at the Pollywogg Holler Eco Resort.
Located in my birth land, western New York state, Belmont to be exact, the resort was founded 30 years ago when owners Bill and Barbara Castle set out to create a travel experience that lets guests live closer to the land.
Lest you think I advocate using a crystal for deodorant, think again. Pollywogg Holler offers amenities like a stress-busting Finnish sauna and handmade pizzas cooked in wood-fired ovens on site.
You won't feel too guilty, though—the resort eschews indoor plumbing, opting instead for a composting toilet, and all heat and light are provided by wood stoves and kerosene lamps.
Groovy. I'll bring my Birkenstocks.
